Business -1

Delay

Took the day off today, and have done nothing but rate the captions I have on my computer, check out the Haven, and think of ideas for new captions.

I have a 4 or 5 part series on the way...but I want my captions from now on to be quality not quantity...so it could be a little while before I'm done.  I have the pictures and the basic story idea, so it's just a matter of working it all out in my mind.

Thanks to anyone who still reads this.

Grow my hair for two and a half years because I want to be feminine and style it in girly ways in private.

Shave my head and all the women I know tell me it looks sexy.

Not the sexy I'm looking for.

If they only knew what I really wanted.

An Open Letter To Drew

Ms. Barrymore, I've only been slightly (okay...that's not true) attracted to you since the mid 90's....although, I thought you were really hot in Donnie Darko for some reason. Okay, okay...you are super hot, and I want to be you, but I always say I don't want to be a blond to prove some kind of irrelevant point....it doesn't matter. Let me get to the point okay.

You got a contract with Covergirl, and now you are just making me jealous. Extremely, extremely jealous

Especially when you go from upper to lower lip. It is...perfection!

Please stop telling me what are my lips....because you don't know what mine are lacking.

Thank you,


Sincerely,
-Cintia D.

What an ass!

Selfish Ideas

Fitting Dress

Shit

Trouble At The Hen House

Hair Advice (Before I Shave It All Off And Buy A Wig)

I don't know why I never thought to ask about this before, because there is probably someone out there who could help me....but I don't always make good decisions....for example trading Nirvana's Nevermind for the Gin Blossoms Good Real Feeling (?)(but I actually prefer that album anyway).

Anyway, I shaved my head for a few years but have been growing it for the last two and a half. I wear it in a pony tail at work because it kind of looks professional. At home I let it hang out. It's down past my shoulder blades. But it looks terrible - very frizzy...although on friday one female customer told me it looked good on a guy....and I wanted to tell her I wanted to have her hair.....so that's that.

I have thick, somewhat curly hair (girls always tell me they wish they had my hair), in the summer it is very frizzy....and all I want is straight sleek hair...because at least from there I could mess around with it.  I want to play with my hair and try to create different styles.

I don't have any special tools or anything because I don't know what to buy, and I don't know what I can discreetly get away with buying in the drug store( If anyone has a discreet enough cosmetic/beauty supply online delivery service please let me know).  I want to buy a straight iron, but ....yeah, they'd know it was for me...and I know too many people around here. I have a couple of brushes and combs that I bought out of town...and an aunt who sell's Avon.

I don't use any mouse (Moose) or gel anymore....I've never been good with hair....male or female...I use TresSemme conditioner and Pantene Smooth and Sleek Shampoo....

I use to dye my hair all the time. I've been blonde, Red, Brunette, and the darkest raven haired black you've ever seen.  I want highlights...I want curls...I want sleek, I want braids...I want Cindy Crawford waves....I use to dye my hair to show how I wanted what I want to be....I just didn't know it yet.....a bright red hair dye that turned out pink....I hated -But so much of me loved!

I want to one day go to a salon and tell them to make me beautiful....and  in our world we know what that means....but I just want, at the minimum to make me look girly but enough not to be too girly...until I come out.

I'm not looking for a quick fix, but if anyone has an idea to help me out...I just for once in my life want to have GIRL hair before my damn genes tell me I can't (baldness).

Basically, I just want to know more than I learned growing up...wash, rinse, repeat....I follow that very well...I love hair and how it can transform a person.....I want to be able to do that to myself while I can.

I've been told I'm a very sexy looking shaved head guy, but, if they only knew what I really want.

-Me

Sudden (Possible) Creativity

Transformation Commercial

A couple of changes of gender....but just a commerical for a haircutting chain. I especially like the first and last girls.